God sent Jonah to Nineveh
but he disobeyed and went to Tarshish
on a ship
and ended up in the belly of a fish.
I’m sure he had a wish
to rather have the fish as a dish
than to be in the belly of a fish.
He was filled with so much anguish
because the Ninevites were devilish
and also fetish.
He probably thought God was foolish
because the Ninevites were selfish.
and he didn’t wish that they flourish.
He wanted the mission abolished. 
Didn’t Jonah understand?
After all God wasn’t speaking Spanish. When he decided to obey,
he felt accomplished
because the Ninevites were astonished.

SOURCE: My sister, Moyosore Akinpelu aka Jahnessabelle.